1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:06,823 --> 00:00:08,744 You can do it Jack! 3 00:00:08,745 --> 00:00:10,279 What's going on? 4 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:14,031 Jack's about to do a hippie jump over the chair, then a 360 flip into an Ollie. 5 00:00:14,032 --> 00:00:17,565 That's not Ollie that's Phil, and he's gonna be killed. 6 00:00:17,566 --> 00:00:23,446 I got this baby, first job in my country I was speed bump. 7 00:00:25,891 --> 00:00:28,471 - Wow! - Whoa. 8 00:00:29,367 --> 00:00:32,007 [Crowd cheering] 9 00:00:38,189 --> 00:00:41,935 Mind if I snag your ax, and take it for a scrape? 10 00:00:41,936 --> 00:00:44,259 Skateboard, can I borrow your skateboard? 11 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:46,110 Have you ever ridden one before Rudy? 12 00:00:46,111 --> 00:00:49,570 I'm a third degree black belt, I think I can handle a little rolling toy. 13 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:52,871 Okay, knock yourself out. 14 00:00:54,484 --> 00:00:55,629 Oh! 15 00:00:55,630 --> 00:00:57,979 I think he just knocked himself out. 16 00:00:57,980 --> 00:01:00,680 - No I didn't. - Oh! 17 00:01:00,681 --> 00:01:02,590 Now he did. 18 00:01:02,591 --> 00:01:04,035 [Rock music playing] 19 00:01:04,036 --> 00:01:05,040 - Don't... - Don't... 20 00:01:05,041 --> 00:01:06,021 - You... - You... 21 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:07,280 Get all tough with me! 22 00:01:07,281 --> 00:01:08,027 I'm saying... 23 00:01:08,028 --> 00:01:09,036 - Won't... - Won't... 24 00:01:09,037 --> 00:01:09,963 - You... - You... 25 00:01:09,964 --> 00:01:11,384 Come kick it with me? 26 00:01:11,385 --> 00:01:13,653 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 27 00:01:13,654 --> 00:01:15,555 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 28 00:01:15,556 --> 00:01:20,724 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 29 00:01:20,725 --> 00:01:22,749 Here we go, let's start the party! 30 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,299 Chop it up like it's karate. 31 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:25,668 Everybody! 32 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:26,954 - Don't... - Don't... 33 00:01:26,955 --> 00:01:27,971 - You... - You... 34 00:01:27,972 --> 00:01:29,191 Get all tough with me! 35 00:01:29,192 --> 00:01:29,927 I'm saying... 36 00:01:29,928 --> 00:01:30,966 - Won't... - Won't... 37 00:01:30,967 --> 00:01:31,876 - You... - You... 38 00:01:31,877 --> 00:01:33,339 Come kick it with me? 39 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:35,896 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 40 00:01:35,897 --> 00:01:37,627 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 41 00:01:37,628 --> 00:01:43,528 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 42 00:01:48,353 --> 00:01:51,469 Hey guys, I've got a very big surprise. 43 00:01:51,470 --> 00:01:54,573 Please tell me you're finally getting these smelly mats cleaned. 44 00:01:54,574 --> 00:01:59,109 Yeah, they're so moldy every week we have to give them a shave. 45 00:01:59,110 --> 00:02:02,261 Yesterday, when I got home my grandfather got a whiff of me, 46 00:02:02,262 --> 00:02:05,622 cried and said I smelled like the war. 47 00:02:05,623 --> 00:02:11,099 I'm not talking about our mats, I'm talking about this! 48 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:14,040 Whoa! A wall sheet. 49 00:02:14,770 --> 00:02:16,495 It's beautiful. 50 00:02:16,496 --> 00:02:19,557 It's not a wall sheet! 51 00:02:19,558 --> 00:02:20,726 - Oh. - Whoa! 52 00:02:20,727 --> 00:02:26,587 Huh? It's a brand new Hi-Def, Surround Sound, Led, Flat-Screen TV! 53 00:02:26,588 --> 00:02:30,092 Ah man! It's 4:30 "Ninja Space Monkeys" is on. 54 00:02:30,093 --> 00:02:32,774 This isn't for watching "Ninja Space Monkeys". 55 00:02:32,775 --> 00:02:34,503 Would you give me that! 56 00:02:34,504 --> 00:02:38,496 This is a teaching tool so we can study our tournament videos. 57 00:02:38,497 --> 00:02:42,758 - Milton. Let's start with your match. - Here we go... 58 00:02:42,759 --> 00:02:46,943 No, it's okay Milton. This is all about learning from our mistakes. 59 00:02:46,944 --> 00:02:48,932 Now watch carefully. 60 00:02:48,933 --> 00:02:51,046 Okay here you're meeting your opponent. 61 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:54,332 That kid beat Milton? He's tiny. 62 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:56,554 He wasn't that small Eddie! 63 00:02:56,555 --> 00:03:01,861 Uh, yeah he was! The ref just helped him out of his stroller. 64 00:03:01,862 --> 00:03:05,052 I don't care how small my opponent was, he was very tough. 65 00:03:05,053 --> 00:03:06,956 Uh she, she was very tough. 66 00:03:06,957 --> 00:03:08,833 [Laughing] 67 00:03:08,834 --> 00:03:10,815 You know what? I'm out of here. 68 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,480 Aw, come on dude, where are you going? 69 00:03:13,481 --> 00:03:18,161 Somewhere where I can get a little respect. 70 00:03:21,686 --> 00:03:27,586 Excuse me Arlo, my Lemonade-Zinger needs a little more... zing. 71 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:33,303 Fine, I'll do it myself. 72 00:03:34,372 --> 00:03:35,423 Gah! 73 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,931 [Whistle blowing] 74 00:03:36,932 --> 00:03:40,832 Uh! Lemon juice in eyes! Burning! 75 00:03:41,107 --> 00:03:43,157 Stop! Thief! 76 00:03:43,158 --> 00:03:44,958 Ah! 77 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,550 [Thud] 78 00:03:46,551 --> 00:03:52,212 Oh! Cheese and crackers! You got him! Milton got him everybody! 79 00:03:52,213 --> 00:03:55,180 That was the longest 30 feet of my life. 80 00:03:55,181 --> 00:03:57,922 Get him out of here! Take him away. 81 00:03:57,923 --> 00:03:59,350 Milton what happened? 82 00:03:59,351 --> 00:04:03,042 This little squirrel-boy took down the Seaford Snatcher. 83 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:07,303 Don't change hero, don't ever change. 84 00:04:07,324 --> 00:04:09,986 - I was just trying to... - Do the right thing? 85 00:04:09,987 --> 00:04:13,600 Well you did mister, and because of your bravery... 86 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:17,585 I award you with this plastic badge. 87 00:04:17,586 --> 00:04:21,786 Which makes you an honorary Mall Cop. 88 00:04:22,708 --> 00:04:28,168 Milton this is awesome. I can't believe you did this. 89 00:04:29,070 --> 00:04:31,295 Well I did. 90 00:04:31,296 --> 00:04:33,996 I certainly did! 91 00:04:36,548 --> 00:04:38,422 Take me. 92 00:04:38,423 --> 00:04:40,686 Please take me. 93 00:04:40,687 --> 00:04:43,387 I said take me! 94 00:04:44,628 --> 00:04:46,508 This machine... 95 00:04:46,509 --> 00:04:50,049 Will turn whoever enters it into the most powerful crime fighting force, 96 00:04:50,050 --> 00:04:52,552 the world has ever known. 97 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:56,873 Or it could just give you a few zits. 98 00:04:57,067 --> 00:05:00,351 I'll see you on the other side. 99 00:05:00,352 --> 00:05:02,272 Okay. 100 00:05:06,699 --> 00:05:09,699 [Electricity crackles] 101 00:05:11,054 --> 00:05:14,054 [Machine powering up] 102 00:05:18,123 --> 00:05:21,183 [Electrical explosions] 103 00:05:21,877 --> 00:05:24,337 [Air hissing] 104 00:05:31,759 --> 00:05:34,639 [Thudding footsteps] 105 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:42,150 Holy Christmas nuts! 106 00:05:42,151 --> 00:05:44,431 I'm huge! 107 00:05:45,795 --> 00:05:48,615 Test his strength. 108 00:05:53,712 --> 00:05:56,172 [Metal clunk] 109 00:05:56,401 --> 00:05:59,281 I think he passed. 110 00:05:59,628 --> 00:06:02,568 Holy Christmas nuts! 111 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:08,472 Whoa! Dropping in! 112 00:06:08,473 --> 00:06:10,753 Yeah Jack! 113 00:06:14,402 --> 00:06:16,969 - Whoa, that was awesome. - Thanks. 114 00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:18,828 [Takes deep breath] 115 00:06:18,829 --> 00:06:21,138 Rudy, what are you doing here? 116 00:06:21,139 --> 00:06:24,079 Uh, came to thrash. 117 00:06:25,133 --> 00:06:28,833 Last time you were on a board, you ended up thrashing around in pain. 118 00:06:28,834 --> 00:06:33,294 Well this time I'm going to show this board whose boss and skate this pipe-half! 119 00:06:33,295 --> 00:06:36,022 - Half-pipe. - Half-pipe! 120 00:06:36,023 --> 00:06:39,615 I'll rock any pipe you've got brosuf. 121 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:40,777 Brosuf? 122 00:06:40,778 --> 00:06:42,712 What's with the skateboarding all of a sudden? 123 00:06:42,713 --> 00:06:44,621 Why is it so important to you? 124 00:06:44,622 --> 00:06:47,914 When you get to a certain age Kim, you stop doing fun things like, 125 00:06:47,915 --> 00:06:49,850 skateboarding, and... 126 00:06:49,851 --> 00:06:53,718 Riding the mechanical pony outside the supermarket. 127 00:06:53,719 --> 00:06:58,538 Rudy, you're too old to skateboard, just face it you can't do this. 128 00:06:58,539 --> 00:07:00,575 Well... 129 00:07:00,576 --> 00:07:04,606 Maybe you're right, I mean I don't even know why I came down here today. 130 00:07:04,607 --> 00:07:07,560 The torch of youth only burns for so long and... 131 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:10,428 Today it's been snuffed. 132 00:07:10,429 --> 00:07:13,908 Rudy, wait! You're not leaving. 133 00:07:13,909 --> 00:07:16,302 - I'm not? - No. 134 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:20,430 Your our Sensei, and you've never quit on us, and we're not gonna quit on you. 135 00:07:20,431 --> 00:07:23,816 - We're going to help you do this. - What are you doing? 136 00:07:23,817 --> 00:07:26,078 I'm not going to let this man's torch go out. 137 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,351 Okay Rudy, the most important thing to do is... 138 00:07:28,352 --> 00:07:30,246 I know Kim! Just go for it! 139 00:07:30,247 --> 00:07:32,149 - Rudy! - Woo! 140 00:07:32,150 --> 00:07:33,950 Oh! 141 00:07:37,007 --> 00:07:38,938 Great start Rudy! 142 00:07:38,939 --> 00:07:44,279 Next time you might want to try it with your board. 143 00:07:44,601 --> 00:07:46,670 Here we go, let's start the party! 144 00:07:46,671 --> 00:07:48,696 Chop it up like it's karate. 145 00:07:48,697 --> 00:07:50,845 Where's Milton? He missed homeroom. 146 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:53,411 Uh, I bet he's at home polishing his badge. 147 00:07:53,412 --> 00:07:56,024 Come on I think what he did at the Mall yesterday was pretty cool. 148 00:07:56,025 --> 00:07:59,262 - Maybe it will give him some self-esteem. - Uh... 149 00:07:59,263 --> 00:08:00,656 It gave him something. 150 00:08:00,657 --> 00:08:03,657 [Western theme music] 151 00:08:06,262 --> 00:08:08,302 Milton? 152 00:08:08,873 --> 00:08:10,834 What you wearing? 153 00:08:10,835 --> 00:08:15,651 My uniform. It's part marching band part Starfleet... 154 00:08:15,652 --> 00:08:18,412 And all attitude. 155 00:08:19,086 --> 00:08:23,291 You know that plastic badge doesn't give you any real power right? 156 00:08:23,292 --> 00:08:24,970 Oh I've got power... 157 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:29,231 And I'm not afraid to use it sister. 158 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:32,539 Excuse me. 159 00:08:34,231 --> 00:08:35,433 [Laughing] 160 00:08:35,434 --> 00:08:38,840 I'm gonna have to ask to dewedgify that boy. 161 00:08:38,841 --> 00:08:40,250 What? 162 00:08:40,251 --> 00:08:44,825 I said step away from the nerds' underpants, mister. 163 00:08:44,826 --> 00:08:49,334 Wait. Dude, you're the kid that took down the robber at the Mall. 164 00:08:49,335 --> 00:08:52,470 I uh, I, I don't want any trouble. 165 00:08:52,471 --> 00:08:55,771 Good, now move it fella! 166 00:08:57,633 --> 00:08:59,493 Huh. 167 00:08:59,562 --> 00:09:01,362 Ha! 168 00:09:04,967 --> 00:09:06,804 Come on! 169 00:09:06,805 --> 00:09:10,684 So what did you think of your first patrol rookie? 170 00:09:10,685 --> 00:09:13,336 I can't get that last call out of my head. 171 00:09:13,337 --> 00:09:16,776 Yeah, your first 14-12 stays with you. 172 00:09:16,777 --> 00:09:22,677 You never forget the sight of a dead bird in a port a pooper. 173 00:09:23,607 --> 00:09:26,876 - Go on Milton. - Uh Jack... 174 00:09:26,877 --> 00:09:30,761 Mall regulations forbid skateboarding in the courtyard. 175 00:09:30,762 --> 00:09:32,862 Uh-huh. 176 00:09:33,011 --> 00:09:37,451 So, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop. 177 00:09:37,915 --> 00:09:39,943 Yeah, not gonna happen. 178 00:09:39,944 --> 00:09:42,296 - Never hurts to ask. - Later. 179 00:09:42,297 --> 00:09:44,381 Uh! Ah! 180 00:09:44,382 --> 00:09:45,843 Ah! 181 00:09:45,844 --> 00:09:49,914 I can't believe what I'm seeing, what was that? 182 00:09:49,915 --> 00:09:52,677 Jack, he kind of plays by his own rules. 183 00:09:52,678 --> 00:09:55,860 Oh no, no, no, there's only one set of rules. 184 00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:57,151 But Jack's my friend. 185 00:09:57,152 --> 00:09:59,799 Yeah, a friend that doesn't respect you. 186 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:05,700 When you put that badge on, Jack became just another dirty roller. 187 00:10:06,951 --> 00:10:09,831 Wow, you're right. 188 00:10:10,663 --> 00:10:13,237 - My friends still don't respect me. - Yeah. 189 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:16,614 And you know how you get that respect? By enforcing the law! 190 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:18,279 You close your eyes to Jack... 191 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,613 You might as well close your eyes to the man 192 00:10:20,614 --> 00:10:24,105 that strips down and swims in the fountain. 193 00:10:24,106 --> 00:10:28,306 Actually I do close my eyes to that. 194 00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:30,703 But I get it. 195 00:10:30,704 --> 00:10:34,387 Friends or no friends, I'm the law now! 196 00:10:34,388 --> 00:10:36,188 Ow. 197 00:10:36,574 --> 00:10:39,027 Kickin' it with you. 198 00:10:39,028 --> 00:10:40,980 Not bad for your first day. 199 00:10:40,981 --> 00:10:45,001 We were lucky we found your tooth. 200 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,465 You know it's funny... 201 00:10:48,466 --> 00:10:53,232 You never really think about your spleen until you see it. 202 00:10:53,233 --> 00:10:55,551 You just had to encourage him. 203 00:10:55,552 --> 00:10:58,852 I'm trying to help him. 204 00:10:59,468 --> 00:11:03,267 - Milton, what's going on? - I warned Rudy there was mold on the mats. 205 00:11:03,268 --> 00:11:08,254 He didn't take care of it, so it was my duty to inform the Health Inspector. 206 00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:12,799 No, no, I have a health certificate right here that says everything is up to code. 207 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,691 That's your dog's vaccination record. 208 00:11:15,692 --> 00:11:17,792 Expired. 209 00:11:18,943 --> 00:11:21,118 There is nothing wrong with this dojo. 210 00:11:21,119 --> 00:11:23,281 You've got a raging case of mat mold. 211 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:26,133 Until you take care of it, I'm shutting you down. 212 00:11:26,134 --> 00:11:31,261 Way to go Officer Milton. You did what the termites, rats, and roaches, couldn't. 213 00:11:31,262 --> 00:11:35,751 Okay, in my defense I brought in the rats to get rid of the termites and the roaches. 214 00:11:35,752 --> 00:11:37,909 [Owl hoots] 215 00:11:37,910 --> 00:11:42,170 Ah, Rudy the owl you ordered is here. 216 00:11:42,214 --> 00:11:43,861 Again... 217 00:11:43,862 --> 00:11:48,560 I brought in the owl, to get rid of the rats, so... 218 00:11:48,561 --> 00:11:50,901 [Owl hoots] 219 00:12:00,044 --> 00:12:02,186 Closed? What happened? 220 00:12:02,187 --> 00:12:05,924 This beanpole ratted us out to the Health Inspector. 221 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,330 What? 222 00:12:07,331 --> 00:12:10,704 Dude, are you insane, you brought a Health Inspector down here? 223 00:12:10,705 --> 00:12:13,665 He didn't find my cheese making locker did he? 224 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,971 You make cheese in your locker? That's disgusting! 225 00:12:16,972 --> 00:12:17,851 Oh... 226 00:12:17,852 --> 00:12:22,066 So you love my quesadillas but you don't want to see where they come from, huh? 227 00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:25,259 Ever since you got that plastic badge you've been put of control. 228 00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:30,202 Well when I see something wrong, it's my job to do something about it. 229 00:12:30,203 --> 00:12:32,096 Why don't you do something about your breath? 230 00:12:32,097 --> 00:12:35,577 You can use a mint sister! 231 00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:38,125 [Exhales] 232 00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:44,224 Hey I just met these guys in the parking lot, 233 00:12:44,225 --> 00:12:46,404 they gave me a great price to steam blast the mats. 234 00:12:46,405 --> 00:12:48,063 They even said they could do it tonight. 235 00:12:48,064 --> 00:12:51,462 Great if we pass the inspection, the dojo can reopen tomorrow. 236 00:12:51,463 --> 00:12:54,836 That gives us tonight, Rudy we have time to go back to the Half Pipe. 237 00:12:54,837 --> 00:12:56,959 Oh, seriously Kim. 238 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,360 We are not giving up. Get in the car! 239 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:02,769 No, no, no, I uh, uh, Jack's right. 240 00:13:02,770 --> 00:13:07,187 It's a little dangerous and, I finally stopped leaking. 241 00:13:07,188 --> 00:13:10,206 Go, get in the car! Come on Jack. 242 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:12,355 Go, go, go! 243 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:15,182 Kickin' it with you. 244 00:13:15,183 --> 00:13:17,304 Alright Rudy, get in there and tear it up. 245 00:13:17,305 --> 00:13:23,205 I don't wanna tear it up, if I do I won't grow another one, I'm not a starfish! 246 00:13:23,945 --> 00:13:26,847 Jack, who's the old dude? 247 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:32,487 Who you calling an "old dude"? I have half a mind to call your parents. 248 00:13:32,488 --> 00:13:34,272 Back off, Randy. 249 00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:35,581 That guy's not a skater. 250 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:38,145 He's just taking a break, he's been skating the ramp for an hour. 251 00:13:38,146 --> 00:13:40,064 - Yeah. - Why do you think he's so sweaty? 252 00:13:40,065 --> 00:13:43,305 Certainly not from fear. 253 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,572 Does he have moves? 254 00:13:45,573 --> 00:13:47,141 [Mockingly] Does he have moves? 255 00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:51,274 Moves? Of course he has moves, who wouldn't come up here without any moves. 256 00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:53,885 - I don't have any moves. - You have moves! 257 00:13:53,886 --> 00:13:58,023 No I... Kim I appreciate you trying to help me but... 258 00:13:58,024 --> 00:14:02,629 I've learned my limitations. I'm never going to be a skateboarder and that's okay. 259 00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:05,210 Now excuse me. 260 00:14:06,192 --> 00:14:08,172 Son... 261 00:14:10,268 --> 00:14:11,770 Son... 262 00:14:11,771 --> 00:14:14,412 This is your house and I respect that. 263 00:14:14,413 --> 00:14:17,232 I shan't stay any longer. 264 00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:21,145 As the handshake was to my generation, the high five is to yours. 265 00:14:21,146 --> 00:14:23,571 So won't you give me as you kids say... 266 00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:26,152 "Some up top". 267 00:14:27,262 --> 00:14:29,181 Whatever Gramps. 268 00:14:29,182 --> 00:14:31,102 Whoa! 269 00:14:35,838 --> 00:14:38,478 [Yelps, screams] 270 00:14:43,252 --> 00:14:45,472 Oh! Whoa! 271 00:14:45,646 --> 00:14:47,325 What just happened!? 272 00:14:47,326 --> 00:14:51,192 Dude that was the sickest move I've ever seen! 273 00:14:51,193 --> 00:14:53,684 Mad respect! Do it again! 274 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,545 Perhaps I could tear it up just a bit! 275 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,811 No, no, no guys, guys shows over, let's go Rudy. 276 00:14:57,812 --> 00:14:59,974 Get in the car, we're leaving while you're still alive. 277 00:14:59,975 --> 00:15:04,895 - No, can't I just... - Both: Get in the car! 278 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:07,104 Hey, Milton. 279 00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:09,373 - Someone stole our bikes! - Yeah. 280 00:15:09,374 --> 00:15:12,933 They weren't stolen I impounded them. 281 00:15:12,934 --> 00:15:15,849 You had them chained to the Captain Corn-dog statue. 282 00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:18,835 That's against the rules. 283 00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:22,505 Yeah, well you know what else is against the rules? 284 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,504 Being a jerk to your friends. 285 00:15:24,505 --> 00:15:29,186 You know Milton, I think there's a badge where your heart used to be. 286 00:15:29,187 --> 00:15:33,825 My heart's still there, only now it's pumping justice! 287 00:15:33,826 --> 00:15:36,706 Strip mall justice! 288 00:15:39,257 --> 00:15:42,774 I couldn't help but hear over what you say lawman. 289 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:47,669 Sometimes you need to give to your friends the rough loving. 290 00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:50,277 Thank you Phil, I'm glad someone underst... 291 00:15:50,278 --> 00:15:52,738 [Goat bleats] 292 00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:55,544 What was that? 293 00:15:55,545 --> 00:16:00,945 Uh, definitely not my goat Tootsie, that is for sure. 294 00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:04,495 Phil, animals in the kitchen are against the rules. 295 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:08,396 Why? Tootsie's wearing a hairnet. 296 00:16:09,772 --> 00:16:12,796 Wanna go suck on the nozzles at the fro-yo store? 297 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:17,460 You kidding me? If Milton saw that he'd write us up and put us in mall jail. 298 00:16:17,461 --> 00:16:19,085 There's a mall jail? 299 00:16:19,086 --> 00:16:21,012 Well kinda, you sit in in Joan's office while 300 00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:25,873 she reads her high school yearbook and cry's. 301 00:16:27,262 --> 00:16:29,957 Take it to the door, you moron. 302 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:33,382 Oh! Hey, what are you guys doing here? 303 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:36,193 Oh, we wanted to watch you guys steam blast the mats. 304 00:16:36,194 --> 00:16:37,756 Where's your steam blaster? 305 00:16:37,757 --> 00:16:42,620 It's uh, out at the steam station. Yeah, it's getting filled. 306 00:16:42,621 --> 00:16:45,261 With uh, steam. 307 00:16:45,996 --> 00:16:48,756 Oh, sounds legit. 308 00:16:49,053 --> 00:16:52,972 [Whispering] Jerry, I think these guys are robbers. 309 00:16:52,973 --> 00:16:58,068 What, why would Rudy hire robbers to clean his mats? 310 00:16:58,069 --> 00:16:59,869 Oh. 311 00:17:01,279 --> 00:17:03,130 Yeah... 312 00:17:03,131 --> 00:17:05,423 - Ah! - Ah! 313 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,153 - Ah! - Ah! 314 00:17:07,154 --> 00:17:09,045 - Ah! - Ah! 315 00:17:09,046 --> 00:17:10,906 Oof! 316 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,929 Nothing personal Tootsie. 317 00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:18,181 I gotta take you in for a mug shot. 318 00:17:18,182 --> 00:17:21,842 What's going on in the dojo? 319 00:17:26,358 --> 00:17:28,278 Psst! 320 00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:32,309 Jerry, Eddie, what are you two doing? You're not authorized to be here. 321 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:35,070 Neither are they. 322 00:17:36,193 --> 00:17:37,967 They're the cleaning crew. 323 00:17:37,968 --> 00:17:40,905 Yeah, they're cleaning us out. 324 00:17:40,906 --> 00:17:42,826 What? 325 00:17:43,581 --> 00:17:44,670 - You mean... - Yes. 326 00:17:44,671 --> 00:17:45,530 - They're... - Yes. 327 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:50,151 - And you're in the middle of a... - Yes. 328 00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:55,723 Well this burglary is over. 329 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:59,160 You Sir, are under arrest. 330 00:17:59,927 --> 00:18:02,147 [Laughing] 331 00:18:02,562 --> 00:18:04,488 Really? 332 00:18:04,489 --> 00:18:08,809 - You're arresting me? - That's right. 333 00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:13,976 You have the right to remain silent. 334 00:18:13,977 --> 00:18:15,033 You have... 335 00:18:15,034 --> 00:18:20,374 Oh, oh! Resisting arrest, you're in big trouble now. 336 00:18:26,228 --> 00:18:30,778 You happy Milton? Look at what you and your stupid little badge got us in to. 337 00:18:30,779 --> 00:18:35,271 Yeah, you stopped one robbery, and you think you're some sort of superhero. 338 00:18:35,272 --> 00:18:38,468 The truth is, I didn't even do that. 339 00:18:38,469 --> 00:18:42,953 The guy slipped on my smoothie, and I saw a chance to make myself look big. 340 00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:46,417 Too bad you're not the crime fighter you pretended to be. 341 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,698 Because that's the guy we need right now. 342 00:18:48,699 --> 00:18:51,939 [Superhero music playing] 343 00:18:54,771 --> 00:18:57,596 Holy Christmas nuts! 344 00:18:57,597 --> 00:18:59,877 I'm huge! 345 00:19:02,997 --> 00:19:05,097 [Grunts] 346 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:06,615 Get him! 347 00:19:06,616 --> 00:19:08,175 [Whip, moans] 348 00:19:08,176 --> 00:19:09,976 Oh! 349 00:19:10,703 --> 00:19:12,743 [Grunt] 350 00:19:13,473 --> 00:19:15,513 [Yells] 351 00:19:22,264 --> 00:19:24,064 Ah! 352 00:19:24,619 --> 00:19:26,419 Ah! 353 00:19:27,101 --> 00:19:29,141 [Grunt] 354 00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:30,752 [Thud] 355 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,913 [Yelling] 356 00:19:34,948 --> 00:19:38,008 Milton that was sick! 357 00:19:38,042 --> 00:19:41,817 - What's going on? - These guys you hired were robbers. 358 00:19:41,818 --> 00:19:44,255 And Milton took them all down. 359 00:19:44,256 --> 00:19:46,112 Milton? 360 00:19:46,113 --> 00:19:49,685 Here they are officers! Take 'em away! 361 00:19:49,686 --> 00:19:54,265 Oh, I've got to get a scooter this beat's killing me. 362 00:19:54,266 --> 00:19:59,054 You Sir, are getting a plastic citation, for your bravery. 363 00:19:59,055 --> 00:20:00,898 A plastic Medal of Valor. 364 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,728 And a beautiful plastic sash for your... 365 00:20:03,729 --> 00:20:05,899 No Joan, stop! 366 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,580 I don't want any of this. 367 00:20:08,581 --> 00:20:11,062 I know I was acting like a jerk. 368 00:20:11,063 --> 00:20:15,288 It's just I was tired of being teased and I wanted a little respect from you guys. 369 00:20:15,289 --> 00:20:18,711 Dude just because we busted on you, doesn't mean we don't respect you. 370 00:20:18,712 --> 00:20:21,747 Yeah, Milton what you did was incredible. 371 00:20:21,748 --> 00:20:27,648 Thanks, but I just want things to go back to the way they were. 372 00:20:28,259 --> 00:20:30,299 Joan... 373 00:20:31,479 --> 00:20:34,286 Please take this badge back. 374 00:20:34,287 --> 00:20:36,207 Ow... 375 00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:38,227 That was the pin. 376 00:20:38,228 --> 00:20:40,869 She's gonna bleed. 377 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:46,210 I need some backup, officer has a boo-boo. [Sobbing] 378 00:20:46,364 --> 00:20:51,560 Hey, tonight we celebrate no robbery, free falafel on me let's go! 379 00:20:51,561 --> 00:20:53,544 [Cheering] 380 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,492 - Yeah. - Let's go. 381 00:20:55,493 --> 00:20:56,413 [Tootsie bleats] 382 00:20:56,414 --> 00:20:58,334 Uh... 383 00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:01,341 They're coming back for us right? 384 00:21:01,342 --> 00:21:04,225 I hope so, my butts getting numb. 385 00:21:04,226 --> 00:21:05,157 - Hey! - Hey! 386 00:21:05,158 --> 00:21:07,678 - Hey! - Hey! 387 00:21:08,931 --> 00:21:11,331 Wow, prom... 388 00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:15,566 I had actually blacked this one out. 389 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,727 [Sobbing] 390 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:21,570 That's me at the window looking in. 391 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:22,438 [Tootsie bleats] 392 00:21:22,439 --> 00:21:28,027 No it wasn't raining that night, those are my tears on the window. 393 00:21:28,028 --> 00:21:32,186 We keep going, unless you think you've had enough. 394 00:21:32,187 --> 00:21:33,841 Okay... 395 00:21:33,842 --> 00:21:37,294 Moving on to the sad years, I know... 396 00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:43,195 Sync and corrections by P2Pfiend. 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